Saturday, 06 October 2012
Classic Car, Classic Music and a man with class... or something.
How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but the whole collective enjoys the experience!
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF...
* You use the phrase, "May the force be with ya'll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* You can easily describe the taste Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
* Wookies are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
* You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
* Although you had to kill him, you kind thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
* Your business cards read "Billy Bob, Jedi Master".
* You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.
* You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.
* Your land-speeder has a bumper sticker that reads "Protected by Smith & Wesson Light Sabers."
*If you hear ... "Billy Bob, I am your father ... AND your uncle!"
Thought for the day...
A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world. ~~Leo Buscaglia