Saturday, 06 October 2012
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'ONLY YOU' & SHARED LAUGHTER... Saturday - 10/6/2012
Classic Car, Classic Music and a man with class... or something.
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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but the whole collective enjoys the experience!
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JEDI KNIGHTS
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF...
* You use the phrase, "May the force be with ya'll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* You can easily describe the taste Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
* Wookies are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
* You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
* Although you had to kill him, you kind thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
* Your business cards read "Billy Bob, Jedi Master".
* You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.
* You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.
* Your land-speeder has a bumper sticker that reads "Protected by Smith & Wesson Light Sabers."
*If you hear ... "Billy Bob, I am your father ... AND your uncle!"~~~~~~~~~~
Thought for the day...
A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world. ~~Leo Buscaglia
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Redneck Jedi's....
Today's thought is wonderful! Thank you gf...
frank
@armnatmom - It speaks words from the
. Have a wonderful remainder of your weekend, sweetness. *hugs...
@ANVRSADDAY - Thank you, Frank and thanks for the recommend.
Billy Bob Jedi Master what a hoot and the land cruiser on blocks ya know is a red neck Jedi mows his yard and finds more than one land cruiser hiding in the weeds he might just be a red neck Jedi
red neck jedi. that was entertaining.
@SisterMae - You have me rolling over here, Sis. Thanks for the additional adds to the joke. Hope you are having a great weekend!!
@promisesunshine - Hey there, Carrie... You've been MIA... Busy week I'm guessing. I'm hoping to walk the halls and do a little catching up here shortly. *hugs, my dear.
@MzSilver - yea, sorry about that. i missed a lot of good stuff this week. not a great week. better now.
What a great quote! "A single rose could be my garden, a single friend my world!" Love it.
@ZSA_MD - It's a favorite of mine, Zakiah. I have it posted on my refrigerator door. *smile...