Sunday, 14 October 2012

• BLESSED BE IT'S SUNDAY... 10/14/2012

   

   

   

  • Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. - God

   

  

   

   

  

   

  • A singing group called “The Resurrection” was scheduled to sing at a church.  When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside  sign to read, “The Resurrection is postponed.”
    
    

  

   

  

   

  • What part of “Thou Shalt Not...” didn’t you understand? - God

   

  

   

   

  

   

   

  • “People are like tea bags — you have to put them in hot water before you know  how strong they are.”
    
    

  

   

   

  

   

   

  • Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. - God

   

  

   

  

   

  • When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red  letters that said, “Open Sundays,” the church reciprocated with its own message: “We are open on Sundays, too.”
    
    

  

   

   

   

  

   

   

  • “How will you spend eternity — Smoking or Non-smoking?”
    
    

   

  

   

   

  

   

   

  • Will the road you’re on get you to my place? - God

   

  

   

   

  

   

   

  • “Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire  insurance soon.”
    
    

  

   

   

  

   

   

  • Big bang theory, you’ve got to be kidding. - God

   

  

   

   

  

   

   

  • “Forbidden fruit creates many jams.”

   

  

   

   

  

   

   

  • Need directions? - God

   

  

   

   

  

   

   

  • If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.”
    
    

   

  

   

   

  

   

   

  • Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. - God

   

  

   

   

   

  

   

  • “Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.”

   

  

   

   

  

   

   

  • Don’t make me come down there. - God

   

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  And a few just because they made me laugh even harder...

   

  

   

   

  

   

   

   

  

   

   

  

   

    

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  "There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to god."  ~~Bill Cosby

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